surprisebitch:

julius-caesar-official:

ladragonaria:

Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough

i feel slightly offended

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visenyatargaryyen:

laughtercues:

kingjohnkat:

redphonebox:

just so we’re clear, i use

dude

bro

man

gurl

babe

bby

loser

as gender-neutral and affectionate names

don’t forget son

What am I forgetting dad

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You have forgotten who you are, and so forgotten me.

(Source: smallplantfriend)

seienna:

sophisticated-ignoranceee:

I’ve been waiting so long to find this.

I’M CRYING

(Source: randallfthegrey)

fullmetalfisting:

Some women want to be house wives and some women want to be Harvard professors and some women want to be porn stars and some women want to be nuns and some women want to be surgeons and there is nothing wrong with anyone’s profession I am sick of people being rude to women about their professions oh my god

mareeps:

my favorite mythical creatures are the happy girls in tampon commercials

(Source: neptunain)

howidiotic:

if i do not see josh peck interviewed by oprah before i die i will not have lived a full life